THE MOVIE KARENS DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE

A horror comedy for restaurant people, by restaurant people. Think Clerks meets Scream with a side of ranch.

SO DUMB, IT'S BRILLIANT.

Jessie Hobson, Cinedump

A cult classic in the making ... Perfect for your yearly Christmas horror rotation.

Bee Delores, B-Sides & Badlands

Anyone who’s ever worked a shift will feel seen.

Jessie Hobson, Cinedump

Characters

You’ve either been one of these characters, or been served by one.

ASHLEY
Jenna Kanell

The restaurant industry has cooked her into jerky and but it's all she knows.

DIRK
Darron Cardosa

Everyone loves the asshole bartender.

PANCAKE
Aaron Goldenberg

The Karen of servers. He complains when ti's busy and complains when it's dead.

CHEF LIV
Olivia Tidemann

An angry chef. Even management is afraid of her.

KAREN
Leanna Adams

A very difficult customer who just won't die!

DOUG
Kevin Saunders

A happy-go-lucky manager who treats his staff like family, to a fault.

PETER
Ethan Trace

Every restaurant has a pervy, fuck boy. Meet Peter.

GINA
Artemis

The new hire. She's either dumb or a genius at playing dumb.

KYLIE
Aria Celeste Castillo

If you need help, she'll be having a cigarette.

SCREAMING BABY
Zoe Newton